Found this on Tumblr. Thought you would enjoy a good laugh :)
Leap List.
1. Wear a shirt that says “LIFE”. Hand out lemons on the street corner.
2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow eachother.
3. Go into a crowded elevator and say, “I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you here,” with a straight face.
4. Make vanilla pudding- put into mayonnaise jar- eat in public.
5. Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is “A” and enjoy the show.
6. Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell “IT WORKED!” and run out cheering.
7. Buy a horse, name it “Oscar Takes the Lead,” enter it in horse races.
8. Invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say, “I’ve been expecting you…”
9. Change name to Simon. Speak in 3rd person.
10. Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
11. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot!”
12. Follow joggers around in a car blasting “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement.
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